Friday, November 30, 2007
Check Out My New Digs!
Officially, my blog has now moved.

You will find me over at http://greenapplemartini.net.

I am still fumbling through WordPress and learning the ropes over there, so bear with me.

Those of you who have emailed me for passwords will be getting an email with the instructions/password to read the private posts. And if in doing so, I manage to over look someone, shoot me an email and remind my ass. It's not personal, promise. But ... give a littttttttttttle bit of time to get that sorted out ...

I'm also NOT deleting this blog - per advised from Elle. Apparently she deleted hers, and it's now a porn site. No thanks!

See you over at the new place, kids! Stop in and say hi (Like, tell me my comment function works).

xoxo
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Almost!
I've got a few kinks to work out on switching over to the private blog - so it'll be happening, just not tonight like I thought. Um, ie: paging Howard to the HDW Courtesy Phone.

And I have gotten all of your emails and have been trying to reply to them. I honestly didn't expect as many as I got!

In the meantime, Bug and I went to the doctor's office for me this time. That completely threw him. He was totally puzzled as to why we weren't going to his pediatrician's office (they have a bright purple door and lots of cool stuff to play with), and why instead we were at a boring office building with boring things to do (like, you know, READ).

He insisted on getting weighed and having his blood pressure taken, as well. He dutifully held my hand and assured me I'd be okay, and "don't be scared, mommy" when the nurse practitioner was checking my heart and lungs.

I thought I was going in for a sinus infection. I have been sick since the first part of November with pain under my eyes, my nose, hacking up gross stuff, and a stuffy ear. I've lived, albeit not comfortably. I finally got an appointment that didn't conflict with my grandma visiting or what have you.

She said I have an ear infection, and said, "It's one of the worst I've seen!". And promptly scolded me for not coming in sooner. I only had stuffiness in that ear, not any pain persay.

She also gave me the example of, "You know, does it feel like little men are tapdancing on your ear drums?". My son now wants to know about "those mens in your ear, mommy!" - and looks quite puzzled by the whole thing.

So, here's to 10 days of antibiotics in the form of a pill that's meant for a horse.
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Monday, November 26, 2007
Butt Talk

While eating a grilled chicken salad from a local Chinese joint, that - yet, again - forgot the salad dressing ...

HDW: this salad tastes like ass

Mr Vholes: So one could say you're rimming your dinner


edit: And it should be noted, drinking wine after taking a bite of cucmber isn't advisable.

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Saturday, November 24, 2007
A Few Random Things

Random crap:


1. There's a radio station in town that has been playing Christmas songs since Veteran's Day. And by sheer disgust, I refuse to listen to said station until at least December 1st. BUT, if I am running through the stations and I hear Karen Carpenter singing, I have to listen. It just might be a sickness.


2. My husband has been spot cleaning the stairs with this new Oxy-Gen stuff. And he said, "HDW! Come look! When I spray it, it looks like I'm pissing on the steps!". I walk up a few stairs to look, and he 'pisses' on me. Sprays my shirt. Don't worry, BBG. Revenge will be mine. Cold water? Shower? I believe I will be tossing that over when you least expect it, yelling, "SURF'S UP BITCH!!".


3. The inlaw's were in town for Thanksgiving. My mother-in-law is wonderful, but she miiiiiiiight be a litttttttttttle addicted to a certain pain killer (coughpercocetcough). My husband found this clip of Collette Reardon and we decided it certainly is eerily similar. Hmm.


4. My brother came over on Wednesday night with his girlfriend. And this is a big freaking deal, considering, well, he hasn't had one. For, oh, seven years. The last girl he was with is the mother of my nephew, but she flew the coop years ago. He told me last week he heard she was pregnant again (this is #4) and might have ovarian cancer (at 26). Either way, this new girlfriend is very nice, very cute and he was a whole new person around her. It was wild seeing him so googily eyed and happy. My husband is still in shock. I asked if he enjoyed dinner, and he said, "Your brother. With a girl. WTF??"


5. My son fell asleep in the car today with his new Superman pajamas on, his Spiderman shoes, and a paper Batman mask. Oh, to be a little boy.


6. My husband remarked, then, that The Bug is much happier after taking naps. I said, "Thanks, Captain Obvious. I had no idea!" - to which he replied, "I know. The world was on the cusp until I showed up!!". Good grief.


7. HDH and I watched all three of our Netflix movies in the last few days: Knocked Up, Junebug and QuinceaƱera. Seen any good movies lately? Lemme know. We're always looking for new ones to watch.


8. I wore my pink flannel pajamas for the better part of the day. I only changed so I could run to Best Buy and brave post-Black Friday crowds. And, really, it wasn't too bad. Except the checker had - quite possibly - the worst body odor ever in the history of the world. Seriously. He stunk.


9. My grandmother is coming to visit for only a few hours on Tuesday. The one and the same who gave me this reversible, previously used (by her) sparkly coat a few years ago. She is still calling me by her dead dog's name, and telling me she's just never SEEN me so heavy. So, she buys me clothes about, oh, eight sizes too big. I'm excited, can you tell? I really will be. I promise. Just not needing the head trip about how I look, pleaseandthankyou.
10. I needed to end on an even number. Just like being compelled to stop and listen to Karen Carpenter sing, "Merry Christmas, Darling". Honestly.

PS And still going private next week. Thanks for everyone sending me their email addresses so I can add you to 'the list'. I'm not weeding out the lurkers, promise. You want to still lurk? Send me your email and continue lurking. I'm happy you stop by to read, even if you don't feel like commenting. Or if you're like Mr Vholes who refuses to comment. He's the Anti-Commenter. Always rebelling against The Establishment, that one.

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Friday, November 23, 2007
Goin' Privates - NEW POSTS BELOW!!
EDIT:
NEW BLOG POSTS BELOW

After some thought, I'm going to make this blog private.

And I know there are many of you who read on a regular basis who do and don't post comments. I'd love to include you on my 'approved' list to read the blog ... so if you'd like to be added, then send me an email at:

hotdoctorwife at yahoo dot com

I will leave it public until a week from tomorrow (Wednesday, the 28th).

Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving!!

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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Energizer Bunny
We've had HDH's dad and stepmom in town this week - and as always, they are very easy to have around and the week has gone really well. The Bug has been thrilled to no end to have his Papa and MeMaw around full-time, and they've certainly enjoyed having him climb all over them, insisting they play with this toy and that.

Last night, I was starting to run out of gas a little. I think I'm still battling something sinus-related, so I've a little less energetic than normal. I was sitting down and my son asked me why I was so tired, prompting the following exchange:

Bug: Why you tired, Mommy?
Me: Mommy has a cold and doesn't feel so good.
Bug: Aw. Maybe you need new batteries?

Maybe so!! And if it were only that easy.

PS And thanks to all of you who have sent me an email, asking to be added to the read-only list. I'm happy to add the lurkers, really! So don't be worried I'm sorting those I know from those I don't.

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Monday, November 19, 2007
Myspace Survey By My Bruv-ver
You know those goofy Myspace surveys? My brother filled one out with me in mind, and I figured I'd share with all of you:

Who knows me best? the race is on......this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME ... even if you don't have any idea....and send it back to me. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. Be honest and make sure you repost a blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you!

Where did we meet?
You dropped me you jerk. lol (true story - I dropped him at the adoption agency)

Summarize me in one sentence:
Smart ass!!! hahahahahahaha

Take a stab at my middle name?
easy, Linn

How long have you known me?
almost 28 years, unfortuanetly

When is the last time that we saw each other?
can't remember

Do I drink?
only in days that end in Y, kidding, not much

Am I happy?
I hope

Am I a good person?
not really, YES

What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me?
thats MY sister, SHIT

What's one of my favorite things to do?
Hang with The Bug

Who Do I love more than my life?
The Bug, and maybe HotDoctorHusband (I like how he added 'maybe')

Am I funny?
looking

Have you ever made me smile..if so when?
lots of times, I am a smart ass

What's my favorite type of music?
Crappy 80-90s music, I think

Have you ever seen me cry?
I don't think so

Can I sing?
yes

What is the best feature about me?
Your brother

Am I shy or outgoing?
outgoing

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?
both

Do I have any special talents?
Piano

Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?
normal

Have you ever hugged me?
yes

Kissed me?
a long time ago

What is my favorite food?
lasagna, I think

Am i a good cook?
not sure

Am I dating anyone?
Hope not, you're married

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?
blondie

What's your favorite memory of me:
all of them, except when you moved out (this one actually made me tear up)

What is my worst habit:
chewing tabacco (as if)

Do I like corn dogs?
probably

Have you ever had a dream about me?
can't remember

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would say?
FUCK, not my brother

Whats my religion?
Heavens Gate

Am I family oriented?
yes

Who is my best friend?
ElJefe, i think

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